Erma Does Not Live Here!

Updated 1/21/09

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I’m not Juicy

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Undoubtedly.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Outfits = Garanaimals. I don’t wear outfits.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Content.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red?
My Goyard bag “briefcase”

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Searching for a ringing sound for what seemed like hours, then waking up to realize it was my alarm.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not yet.

9.What are you craving right now?
The sudden combustion of JAMP’s Land Before Time dinosaur DVDs

10. Do you floss?
Every day

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cole slaw

12. Are you emotional?
Overly

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No time like the present. 1, 2, 3, 4…

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite

15. Do you like your hair? Right now, no. After my appointment today, yes!

16. Do you like yourself? Yes, but I could lighten up on Ryland a bit, she is only human.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?  Is he buying?

18. What are you listening to right now?
See question 9.

19. Are your parents strict?
I am 38. It’s a little late for that.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Only if the plane was going down and I was accidentally strapped to a parachute

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Not really.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes, and I embarrass myself every time (ask me about my celeb sightings at Miami Basel 2 years ago – PAINFUL. For them, especially)

23. Do you rent movies often?
On Demand.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
Just my personality

25. How many countries have you visited?
About a dozen

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Hang on, I’m on the phone

27. Ever been on a train?
Does the one at the zoo count?

28. Brown or white eggs?
brown.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Duh.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Yes

31. Do you own a gun?
Water

32. Can you use chop sticks?
For what?

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Wonder Boy

34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes, but then quickly followed but resentment. Working on this.

35. Ever been in love?
Yes.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?…
Ask them yourself.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes.

38. Last time you cried?
About a week ago.

39. Can you do a push up? I love those orange popsicle things.

40. Favorite time of the year?
Autum

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes. A cross on my left wrist. Wow… I used to answer no to this question. Cool.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Moi?? No!!!  See, there you go. Sarcasm at its finest.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No

44. Ever walked into a wall
Not on purpose

45. Favorite color?
Black. Like my soul.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Only verbally

47. Is your hair curly?
Nope

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I don’t know, it was like 10 years ago

49. Do looks matter?
Duh! This is America.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
See #34 and #38

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Define sky high

52. Do you like your life right now?
Most days I love it. Some days are really hard.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Only when I fall asleep with the TV on

54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.

55. Do you have good vision?
20/15, but need glasses when reading or staring at the computer screen all day.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
OK, this was TOTALLY written by someone with braces. There are people who have hurt me, lied or broken my heart, people who I find tedious, obnoxious or annoying. But hate? The bigots have that covered.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
As seldom as possible.

58. The last person you held hands with?
Wonder Boy

59. What are you wearing?
PJs

60.What is your favorite animal?
Kipper

61. Where was your default picture taken?
Sher’s computer

62. Can you hula hoop?
No

63. Do you have a job?
Communications Senior Manager for Houston Arts Alliance

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Red Bull.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I’m not a crawler. Well, at least not since I quit drinking.