About Sherri
2. What are you listening to right now? Blip.fm baby. I dig the Blip.
4. What was the last thing that you ate? The soul of a virgin. I’ll be hungry again in an hour.
5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes. Several ex-husbands have the tire tracks across their backs to prove it.
6. How old are you today? That’s some more of your mother truckin’ business.
7. What is your favorite sport to watch? Bride Wars.
8. Have you ever dyed your hair? I have to. Nature doesn’t make this color.
9. Least Favorite food? The kind I have to prepare myself.
10. Last movie you watched? Debbie Does the Matrix
11. Favorite day of the year? National Divorce Somebody You Love Day
12. What do you do to vent anger? Take it out on Dooce.
13. What was your favorite toy as a child? My cauldron.
14. Cherry or blueberry? I never met those chicks. They were fired from Ronnie’s before I started.
15. What are your current living arrangements? I just breathe in and breathe out as often as I feel I need to.
Random Facts About Sher
She’s a fire baton twirler, tap dancer and accomplished liar. She likes rainy days way better than sunny days, she prefers autumn over spring and winter to summer, but she hates to be cold. She can’t sing or play an instrument, but she always sings quite loudly in her car while playing the pretend drums on the stick shift and steering wheel. She is a terrible cook, she has zero sense of direction and she is the worst Yorkie groomer in the free world although she insists upon grooming her Yorkies. She often snorts when she laughs, she can crochet but she refuses to, and 95.72% of her best friends are of the male persuasion because she thinks chicks are too much work. She is obsessive-compulsive but not in that pretend way that most of America thinks they are right now, she can’t dance but that’s never stopped her and she thinks Dooce.com is the portal to hell.
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