Dear Cheeto/Grilled Cheese Jesus and Ironing Board Mary,
January 20, 2010 at 11:09 pm | In Ryland | 4 Comments
Ok, I am calling in all my favors with the (alleged) earthly manifestations of Baby Jesus and his mama. And his Daddy too.
In a matter of hours, our dear non-Erma Sher will be jumping out of a perfectly good plane somewhere over the state of Florida. Please, holy entities, keep our dear Sher safe. Let her chute open as it should and don’t let her break any limbs when she hits the ground. If something happens to her, KK’s and my life, not to mention Erma Does Not Live Here, may come to a screeching halt.
Please watch over her and keep her safe. And be sure that Ricken Noodle character’s ADD doesn’t interfere with the packing and/or deployment of Sher’s parachute.
Thank you in advance.
Your humble servant (and foul mouth who takes all of your names in vain – sorry about that) Ry
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Can I have a big AMEN?!?!?
Oh, and pass the collection plate.
Comment by Phil — January 21, 2010 #
Prayers heading out…much love and care and a case of rabbits feet for our Sher!
Comment by Carol/Tide — January 21, 2010 #
Ry, your prayers were answered. Sher jumped out of the airplane and landed back on the ground safely. No telling what kind of mood she’s gonna be in now. I figure she’s gonna be acting real alpha chick around you and KK until you both jump out of planes. But anyway, we’re all delighted to hear she’s OK!!!
Comment by Phil — January 23, 2010 #
I am so proud of our girl – LORD KNOWS she has bigger balls than me
Comment by KK — January 28, 2010 #