Friends – Get Some.

November 5, 2009 at 8:56 am | In Sher | 8 Comments

 

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The Evil Red-Headed Berta Lou & Sher

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about my friends. I am fortunate to have many – probably because they think I’m rich or I’m gonna put out or something.  Whatever. All I know is my friends are the best. They could totally kick the asses of your friends in a cage match.

 

Last night, as I was drifting off to sleep after having downed a half gallon of Patron & a handful of Vicodin, my mind was on my posse and about what makes a friend a friend.

Posse. I said posse. Jeez.

A friend….

  • Promises that if you ever pee your pants in public, they will pee theirs so it looks like the cool thing to do.
  • Senses when you need to talk and will spend an hour of her day on the phone with you discussing anal balloons as they pertain to smuggling illegal drugs across the border.
  • Sends you an email that says simply, “I need to make you laugh.”
  • Knows that your current economic forecast is gloomy and therefore discloses to you that her bank account holds a negative $297 and that she just took money from her kid’s piggy bank to buy cigarettes.
  • Tells you repeatedly that your boobs look luxurious.
  • Takes the time to translate a beautiful opera for you because all you know is that it makes you cry and you have no idea why.
  • When you have too much tequila in 2005 and tell everyone at a party you are not wearing any underwear, she continues to tell the story well into 2009 and laughs as hysterically each time as she did when it happened.
  • Can make you laugh when you need to and can let you cry when you need to.
  • Sends you cookies & candy & candles & Mexican food & ribs & pie – because your husband is all brokeback and whatnot.
  • Says “I love you” a lot – and for no reason.

I love my peeps. I only hope they love me at least half as much.

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  1. One thing you are wealthy in Sher, and that’s friends. We love you, simply love you.

    Comment by Carol/Tide — November 5, 2009 #

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    • And I love you. xoxo

      Comment by Sher — November 5, 2009 #

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  2. I love you Sher and always here if you need me

    Comment by Tabi — November 5, 2009 #

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    • That’s exactly what I mean. I am surrounded by people who are there for me when I need them. xoxo

      Comment by Sher — November 5, 2009 #

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  3. The kind of friends you have is a direct reflection of the kind of friend you are. I love you. Lots.

    xoxo
    Ryl

    Comment by Anonymous — November 5, 2009 #

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    • Was that a compliment or did you just insult my friends? :-)

      Comment by Sher — November 5, 2009 #

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  4. Awwww… Group HUG, everybody!

    Comment by Phil — November 5, 2009 #

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    • I heart you, Phil.

      Comment by Sher — November 5, 2009 #

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